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Good morning beautiful

To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.
Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".

Morning beautiful 

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”
You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.

Beautiful ugly morning face 

When your girlfriend is just waking up, usually in the morning, and hasn't put on make up or done her hair yet. She thinks she looks ugly but you fall in love all over again.

Usually accompanied By no bra or panties and your t shirt and sweat pants.
I was snap chatting with my girl this morning, damn I missed her beautiful ugly morning face.. I need to move to the pas pronto.