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captain morgans rum 

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.
once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

Captain Morgans' Revenge 

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

morgans mum 

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
morgans mum by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

arthur.morgans.husband 

an extremely attractive tiktoker that makes the best content you have ever seen
“wow, arthur.morgans.husband just posted a really funny tiktok!”
Nickname for the word "Nigger" so its ok for white people to say "Morgans!!" but really they mean "Nigger"
ya Damn Morgans
Morgans by Willbur Excalibur November 8, 2010

morgans diet 

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes
The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet
morgans diet by cumsuckingdad December 4, 2017