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1. a tiny dog that is super round, circular, cuddly, and fluffy. the prime example of a breed that is automatically mooshy is the maltese. mooshers can also be things like yorkie mixes, bichon frises, goldendoodles, and honestly ANY maltese mix. mooshers are extremely friendly and sweet. they often look like the lights are on but no one's home. when they do things like lay on the ground super horizontally, they are mooshing.

(mooshing = laying down or cuddling)
(mooshing along = walking around, chillin, doin whatever)
(mooshing me = cuddling me)

2. a chubby little baby/toddler. asian babies are especially mooshy because how chubby and squishable they are. examples of moosher babies are like russell from up, the little girl from despicable me, or any baby with chubby cheeks.

3. a chill person that doesn't give a care in this world; just living in its own wonderland. these are very very chill people that just walk with no sense of urgency; they just moosh along. examples of these mooshers are fez from euphoria, the dad from EEAAO, or a high school teacher that's just super sweet and a little oblivious.
1. Woah, that's such a cute maltese over there! What a moosher!

2. Aww, did you see her newborn baby? It has such chubby cheeks -- super mooshy!!

3. Honestly though, Sean's just a moosher. I'm sure he doesn't care what we do or when we meet up. He's just mooshing along in his own wonderland.
moosher by Mika Meeks May 30, 2022
Noun. A moshery is a place where moshing takes place. While "mosh pit" is the name for the specific area in which the actual moshing takes place, a moshery refers to the building or surrounding area (club, arena, basement, back seat of a car, one's mind, etc.). The term "mosh" originated in the early 1980s, and the first documented use of the word "moshery" came around 1986-7 in a high school student's music column, Uncle Louie's Moshery, in Whitmer High School's Panther's Pause newspaper (Toledo, Ohio).
Brew : Brewery :: Mosh : Moshery
moshery by Bogoda September 16, 2008
The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.
Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?
Moostery by Moo-gang February 11, 2021

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball 

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.
Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.
Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery
Mutual Moochery by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012
common insult; some one who claims to mosh, but does not; some one who is stupid; a complete and total moron.
parental units are MOOSHER
Moosher by </3 Cut My Wrists </3 April 28, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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