moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

moose toots by MrThickness March 9, 2017

tooshy-moosh 

A tooshy-moosh (n.) is a person, male generally, who, by acting in a feminine, elaborate, fussy or flamboyant manner, is considered to be tooshy-mooshy (adj.) The term "tooshy-moosh" originated in the back alleys of Amarillo, Texas, and it was originally applied to homosexual males, or males with copious amounts of cologne and beauty products, or males who were hard to satisfy, or pacifist males. However, tooshy-moosh has developed into a broad term, often playful, to merely poke harmless fun at someone.

(tooshy-mooshin')v.

"Boy, you ain't nothin' but some yellow tooshy-moosh!" (n.)

"He's so worried, he's always just tooshy-mooshin'. (v.)

"That guy never fails to complain, he's tooshy-mooshy." (adj.)

tooshy-moosh by Paul the Lion July 8, 2006