Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.
Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*
by yerxa December 11, 2020
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a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.

A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.

a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.

Joshua Clegg.

a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.
"hey Moose Man"
"Hey bill"
by Joshytclegg August 18, 2008
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1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.

2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?

vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
by KRAZEEE KRISTINA March 26, 2008
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The most important question you will ever ask another human.
"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"
by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013
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man moose is ( sperm )
i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!
by diamond dave 1964 November 21, 2007
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she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.
by diamond dave 1964 November 22, 2007
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