moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

by DEMON.69 June 26, 2017

Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english

oh look its cancer mouse

by puritard November 5, 2018

MooseCanoe

A pimp who whores out Moofosa the cow from lion king

Moosfosa's a bitch and he's looking for help from MooseCanoe

by trey3 June 4, 2022