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Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.
She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.
Moose Canoe by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

moose canoe

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.
moose canoe by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

canoe full of moose meat 

a large sloppy vagina
That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.
canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

Cancer mouse 

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
Cancer mouse by puritard November 5, 2018

MooseCanoe

A pimp who whores out Moofosa the cow from lion king
Moosfosa's a bitch and he's looking for help from MooseCanoe
MooseCanoe by trey3 June 4, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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