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Moonlight Sonata 

Similar to the famous musical piece, only instead of playing the piano, you receive fellatio underneath it.

Guy: Hey, have you heard 'Moonlight Sonata' before?

Girl: You mean you want fellatio under the piano?

Guy: *Has sex with girl's face*.
Moonlight Sonata by WackSauce March 18, 2009

Moonlight Sonata Third Movement 

can be also referred to as the best part of the song, absent of all the depression of the first movement and a progression on the second, could also be referred to as the sickest part of the piece
bro i was listening to the moonlight sonata third movement the other day
really bro that shit sucks
nah no it doesn't bitch

moonlit sonata 

From the Beethoven peice, a moonlit sonata is when you jump on top of a car, pull down your pants and droop your sack over the moon roof, to give anybody inside the car a big surprise!
Man, that bitch was seeing double when i gave her a moonlit sonata!
moonlit sonata by Johnny Maher November 8, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026