ThroatSlit's definitions
how to spot a metalcore kid:
dress: tight, faded fashioncore band shirts (most likely to have the band name in front of a pool of blood) tight, faded/ripped jeans that cost way too much, bandana around neck or mouth, white studded belt.
appearance: shaved head/mid length hair covering eye, stupid looking tunnels in earlobes the sixe of your pinky, lip and/or eyebrow piercings optional.
music: Usually whatever faux metal/hardcore band it's cool to like at the time. Nowadays, it's Norma Jean, Underoath, Atreyu, etc.
dance: Hardcore dancing (Swinging your arms and legs around in a vain attempt to look HxC)
attitude: An air of great superiority due to their apparently "flawless" taste in music and fashion.
Screen name: includes too many X's, words like "gun", "bang", and "kill". Often including their current favorite band's name.
Known to take oddly angled myspace pictures that all look the same, edit them in photoshop, then post 20 of them on their HxC pimped out Myspace.
dress: tight, faded fashioncore band shirts (most likely to have the band name in front of a pool of blood) tight, faded/ripped jeans that cost way too much, bandana around neck or mouth, white studded belt.
appearance: shaved head/mid length hair covering eye, stupid looking tunnels in earlobes the sixe of your pinky, lip and/or eyebrow piercings optional.
music: Usually whatever faux metal/hardcore band it's cool to like at the time. Nowadays, it's Norma Jean, Underoath, Atreyu, etc.
dance: Hardcore dancing (Swinging your arms and legs around in a vain attempt to look HxC)
attitude: An air of great superiority due to their apparently "flawless" taste in music and fashion.
Screen name: includes too many X's, words like "gun", "bang", and "kill". Often including their current favorite band's name.
Known to take oddly angled myspace pictures that all look the same, edit them in photoshop, then post 20 of them on their HxC pimped out Myspace.
by ThroatSlit November 4, 2006
Get the metalcore kidmug. 1. Overdose. Using too much of a drug.
2. Over-do. Doing more than someone wants or needs.
3. Overdrive. distortion on a guitar.
2. Over-do. Doing more than someone wants or needs.
3. Overdrive. distortion on a guitar.
1. He ODed on Acid and ended up in the hospital.
2. That test was OD hard
3. Turn on the OD, I want to play solme Metallica.
2. That test was OD hard
3. Turn on the OD, I want to play solme Metallica.
by ThroatSlit July 12, 2006
Get the odmug. 1. A person who wear face paint, huge shoes, small cars, and most likely some kind of horn to instill fear in small children and even more fear in adults. A clown is probably the best thing to scare someone.
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
1. Dude, that clown scars the living shit out of me.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
by ThroatSlit April 10, 2006
Get the clownmug. jim: We were plowing through the goblins, so the dungeon master gave us 12 red dragons, an insanely complex trap that not even jesus could disable, and a blighted rat.
chris: Now if he would only put that much effort into his social life.
chris: Now if he would only put that much effort into his social life.
by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006
Get the Dungeon Mastermug. a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006
Get the date my mommug. The table top Role Playing Game which people who sit up in their rooms all day playing madden and need for speed say is only for losers, yet D&D players are the ones interacting with other people.
by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006
Get the D&Dmug. 1. to make one not alive
2. turning something off
3. utterly humiliate someone
4. Canniibal Corpse's best album
2. turning something off
3. utterly humiliate someone
4. Canniibal Corpse's best album
by ThroatSlit February 18, 2007
Get the killmug.