Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 9, 2014

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 29, 2022

engagement moon

A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!

We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!

by Steelntime63 September 30, 2021

bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

by Aliasdove September 5, 2017

Lunner moon experiment

An experimental intermittent fast, widely know as the best way to get healthy and lose weight. As talked about by joe Rogan and very many well respected health experts.

I’ve started the new diet, the lunner moon experiment.

by Svenrogan January 31, 2022

Moon day

Usually used when you want to say you're on your period

A:Hey!
B:Don't talk to me I'm on my moon day

by Potterswifey December 10, 2021

Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019