Is the best human being in the entire world. He's korean and he has the best personality ever. He has 200IQ and has insane rizz . He is insanley funny, and is the type of person you would make ur child's godfather. HE USUALLY HAS TWO BROTHERS ONE THAT MINDS HIS OWN BUSINESS FOR THE MOST PART AND ONE THAT GETS IN EVERYONES BUSINESS FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).