Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.
by Milton June 17, 2004
A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.
by Scott & Justin February 12, 2008
Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.
I was in my room just having a mooch.
I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around
We mooched around the mall for a bit.
I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around
We mooched around the mall for a bit.
by James2968 February 10, 2011
A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!
Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.
by Buffalo Hunter August 15, 2014
by marisa June 21, 2004
Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
by Mr. Sadistik January 19, 2012