montana hot pocket 

The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo

My boyfriend keeps on giving me Montana hot pockets. What a great person!

montana hot pocket by LouisMT October 28, 2015

Montana Hot Pocket 

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

Montana Hot Pocket by summiebummie February 24, 2023