Monster Poo 

When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"

Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.

Monster Poo by Poo Queen April 21, 2010

Poo Poo Monster 

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

Poo Poo Monster by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

poo monster 

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

poo monster by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

Poo Face Monster 

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).

Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

Poo Face Monster by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011

poop monster

a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.

i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.

poop monster by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009

poop monster

During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"

The "poop monster" has escaped from the cave!

poop monster by ILikeToGiz.COM July 8, 2003

poopie monster 

poopie face mixed with cookie monster = poopie monster
may also be called a cookie face!

bob:ugh stupid poopie monster!!

poopie monster by Quinnyy!! March 3, 2008