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a tall lanky white boy with a ass haircut that looks like a monkey.
monkey lank. monklank.

oi! look at that monklank over there what a gimp!

monklank by yeahgycxnt November 17, 2019

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monkwank

(n.) General term of offense originating perhaps from the euphonious consonantal reduplicative 'nk'. It would, of course, in some circles be considered sad or even gay to wank a monk.

George that monkwank dobbed me in to the 5.0.

monkwank by anycon September 18, 2005

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monklank • Monkuanka • monkwank • Monk Land

Monkuanka

A Monkey, she is only Ellianna’s monkey!! Stay away from Monkuanka, her owner is ⚠️danger!⚠️
Make sure if you have a friend like momkuanka...GIVE HER BACK TO ELLIANNA, OR YOU WILL PAYYYYY!

Monkey1: Hey dude, you think Monkuanka wants to be my friend?
Monkey2: NO DON’T, ELLIANNA WILL BEAT YOU UP!
Monkey1: *walks away like he didn’t do anything*

Monkuanka by AwesomeGirl17 November 14, 2018

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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