monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"

Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.

by jumbonian July 11, 2010

upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008

no money down

No money were spent.

"Don't have to blow twenty thou' to get to know honey's style
Show her the town, steal her heart, no money down" -Rakim

by JohnMike999 August 7, 2016

Back down money

Relax, stop being so exited, calm down, stop attacking me or Back off

Someone Is anoying you, you say "back down money"

by MynameisJp August 14, 2016

Money is up but the syndrome is down

When your wealth becomes so massive, that it affects your decisions.

John: Bro.. you have so much money fr.
Samuel: Yea bro. Money is up but the syndrome is down

by mynodisused August 13, 2022

Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008