monkey dicking Share definition Flag When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line. Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past". monkey dicking by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the monkey dicking mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch