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monkdigger

a guy that hits on a girl but is extremly grimey and greasy and really has no chance in hell.
usually ove 245 lbs with a starwars or other comicon shirt on.

also usually uses very corny and over used pickup lines that get completly dissed by hot chicks.
hot chick2: ew look at that guy he's such a monkdigger

monkdigger: hello gorgeous, did it hurt.

hot chick1: uhh did what hurt?

monkdigger: when you fell from heaven?

**hot chick1&2 walk away**

hot chick1: omg your right he was disgusting
monkdigger by swallow$ August 9, 2009
Words you can keep

Mandigger 

A person who uses another persons social status for their own benefit.
Mo is a mandigger
Mandigger by Tensa Zangetsu March 19, 2017

Mandigger 

Any man who wears at least 2 of the following:

capris, clamdiggers, flip-flops, bandanas, livestrong bracelet, axe body spray,

"Dude.. Kyle is a total mandigger!"
Mandigger by mwhite May 25, 2007

monkenigger 

a fat obese gorilla tag kid that spends their time breaking and destroying shit in irl while in vr hitting the ground
gigachad: bro your such a monkenigger
fat obese vr kid: NO IM NOT A MONKENIGGER
monkenigger by sexymf99 May 4, 2022
You're such a Monigger
Monigger by IsaacDaddy69;) September 24, 2016
An albino monkey that tries to act African-American.
Steve : "That albino monkey's acting like a black man!"
Finley: "Such a monkigger"
monkigger by wwhwhwhwhwhw January 17, 2024

Monkgger 

A ni**** and money combined mack 2× as racist
The black guy is a dirty monkgger
Monkgger by Frøst October 8, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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