Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
by Krankëmz October 13, 2021
Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.
Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"
by LadyPoison January 11, 2010
Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.
Implying they get a tan from the Monitor
AKA Matthew Jackson
Implying they get a tan from the Monitor
AKA Matthew Jackson
by DanwillLOL May 11, 2010
someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink
Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.
by ginger125 February 12, 2016
An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.
old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
by MKHH October 7, 2005
Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
by Jimi Phoenix April 23, 2005
One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
by jona fin April 27, 2009