Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.

Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.

Mongolian Shephard's Pie by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap 

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.

Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.

mongolian slide by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018

Mongolian Sex Change 

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.

Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.

Mongolian Sex Change by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013

Mongolian Swap Donkey 

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)

Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010

mongolian surprise

when you take a shit in the public showers

i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise

mongolian surprise by mikecw December 25, 2008

mongolian super buffet 

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

mongolian super buffet by whatttttt December 25, 2007