Moneypenis

The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck

by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012

Moneypenny

MI6 secretary in the fictional world of James Bond 007. She must have something wrong with her because she's the only woman Bond hasn't slept with.

(watching any Bond film) Damn! The Moneypenny has all the parts but the wiring must be screwy.

by Mr Boddy July 30, 2004

money penis

The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.

Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?

Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.

by fartus jenkins August 20, 2011

monopenis

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina

BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis

by BiBis December 19, 2012

miss moneypenny

M, the leader of MI6's Secretary, Hwom, is secretly in love with james bond, but he rejects her. Has been played by different actors, but none more famous than the unforgettable Lois Maxwell.

James Bond: Good morning Miss Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny: Good morning.
Miss Moneypenny: (thinking to herself)..DAMN HES FINE!!!

by ooglyboogly123 October 27, 2005

moneypenny

1. The definition of perfection.

2. The love and joy of HP's life.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003