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monkey shaming 

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth
Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"
monkey shaming by USAReilly May 13, 2023

Shaving money 

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
Shaving money by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

monkey-shaking 

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding
"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"
monkey-shaking by Chica Boom August 27, 2004

Monkeyshaming 

Shaming a monkey (A person of Indian descent) for failing to fit into a stereotype (e.g. not being good at math).
"He was monkeyshaming me for dropping a 60 on the last math test"
Monkeyshaming by dream1ngalias December 16, 2023