momsectomy

When you mother catches you having sex under age and cuts off your penis to prevent you from procreating.

I would love to have sex with you, unfortunately when I was 14 my mother caught me having sex and gave me a momsectomy. This is why i look like an action figure.

by Bohlmyster August 3, 2012

momectomy

The act of removing an over grown man child from his over bearing Mom.

Guy 1: "Yo did you know Dave still lives at home with his Mom. She makes his bed in the morning and cooks him meatloaf."

Guy 2: "Thats crazy. Dave is 28 years old! We need to perform a momectomy and get Dave his own apartment!"

by Innate October 26, 2013

mansectomy

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)

If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.

by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006

Msectomy

When a relatively backward or "traditional" gender roled spouse divorces a particularly empowered female spouse. Generally considered good by each party to the divorce, but with lingering bitterness from the left behind former partner of the Ms.

The gender opposite of misterectomy.
misterectomy - When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning for her.
Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

Ole Billy Bob is drinking at the ice house tonight, he had a Msectomy in court today.

by paradigmtourist May 30, 2006