Molson a brand of beer in Canada also the largest brewer there. Molson Mudslides are when you go out for a cheap drunk and drink draught beer all night, causing you to feel like shit the next day. You go to the washroom sit on the toilet and shotgun the toilet bowl with diarrhea. Thus the Molson Mudslides.
Brandon was broke cause he was inbetween pay days so he drank Molson draught all night long. When he woke up he ran to the toilet and let loose with the Molson Mudslides. We thought he was taking a piss but it was the shits he got from all the cheap beer he had.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!