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mollycrank 

Verb

To deliberately bust a niggas shit with the full intent of upmost disrespect.
"Damn, that nigga just got mollycranked! "

"Oh yeah Daquan, mollycrank his dumbass!"

"That nigga can't check you bro, mollycrank him!"
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mollyrant 

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
mollyrant by LoTek October 21, 2007
A poker pro that is butthurt over every little negative comment on his stream. This guy says he doesn't care at all about money but infact cries all the time about that his stream doesn't have any income or not much atleast. Once he gets offers about getting donations he doesn't want them cause he is a pokerpro!
Moldran : OOOOH, PAIR OF 2's, I'LL GO ALL IN, MAYBE I CAN STEAL THE BLINDS Kappa
moldran by Moldi December 27, 2014

Mollyrant 

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.
My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!
Mollyrant by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

mollyrant 

A word describing any long and rambling complaint about something related to technology - typically including the terms "blah-blah-blah" or "doodly-doodly-doo!" exclaimed loudly in a high-pitched sing-song voice.
Dude, she totally just did a mollyrant!
Wish I could do a mollyrant like him.
mollyrant by Buzzer McBuzzyBuzz October 20, 2007

mollyrant 

A long rant coined by Molly from Cnet
That speech was a Mollyrant.
mollyrant by Tyler503 October 19, 2007