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mollyrant 

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
mollyrant by LoTek October 21, 2007
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Mollyrant 

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.
My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!
Mollyrant by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

mollyrant 

A word describing any long and rambling complaint about something related to technology - typically including the terms "blah-blah-blah" or "doodly-doodly-doo!" exclaimed loudly in a high-pitched sing-song voice.
Dude, she totally just did a mollyrant!
Wish I could do a mollyrant like him.
mollyrant by Buzzer McBuzzyBuzz October 20, 2007

mollyrant 

A long rant coined by Molly from Cnet
That speech was a Mollyrant.
mollyrant by Tyler503 October 19, 2007

MollynHank 

pure bliss love happiness and the ways true relationship should be. marriage is in their future and the are soul mates and will forever be in love 105 years to be exact
marriage, love , happy bliss sex perfection MollynHank are lovers forever
MollynHank by Bobbiej December 3, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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