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The Portuguese term for a tomboy.

The most badass girl you’ll ever meet. Her competitiveness is apparent in the way she sadistically smiles over your wasted self. That crazy bastard will leap into any river without looking.

And although she poses a chaotic personality, she will often rely on a confident, inoffensive, and quite dignified stance, especially to those unacquainted with her. This is due to her anxiety-filled self-awareness.

Among friends, however, a much louder side will be heard through her bewildering comments, which profess her vast knowledge and unique takes at common topics and those taboo. One is incapable of not noticing her presence, due to her irreplaceable impact on the overall impact on the atmosphere of any interaction.

Mistakingly perceiving extroversion is understandable, however, she is a true introvert, spending the majority of her time by herself. At times, she may feel as if no one can comprehend her, leading to isolation, in the confines of her own world. Much time is spent on artistic projects, and study of niche topics. These interests are mostly unrequited by others, yet, her resilient optimism will respond by treasuring any who profess a mutual interest, by betraying a sincere fan girl excitement.

It is still not comprehended how one with so much talent and focus on solo activities, can still dedicate her time and effort to others, altruistically. No attribute of hers matches her humility; it is quite something to behold.
Me: “Eu te amo, minha moleca”
The moleca: -////- *angry blushing*
moleca by thean1meman July 19, 2021
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Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
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Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

Moleratabass 

a special type of person. very distinctive looks, horribe to look at and can also be linked with the word 'seabassacock'. saying moleratabass frequently often irritates a person.
Moleratabass Moleratabass Moleratabass
Moleratabass by richybass July 4, 2009

molicate 

Aw he just got molicated
I'm gonnae molicate you
molicate by Goonyo April 27, 2014
A person of low intellect, but not necessarily a bad nature. A buffoon. Noun that can be used as a verb.
(N) Good lord, let's just pass this moleck or we'll be late.

(V) He's a good kid, but let's be honest, he tends to moleck things up sometimes.
moleck by Bonstey July 3, 2017

Molecularsexual 

A Molecularsexual is someone who has a sexual attraction towards molecules. They most likely would have an attraction towards the “ball and stick” or “van der waals” models. A molecularsexual would probably be attracted to a water molecule model because of the two hydrogen atoms looking like an ass if you look at the van der waals model.
Molecularsexual: Oh my gosh I want to fuck the water molecule so bad!
Normal person: What the- How would you have sex with a freaking molecule?
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