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A penis with hair on the tip, often seen on chodes and old men.
"The other day in the locker room this old guy was walking around with his mofka hanging out!"
"Nasty!"
mofka by Theschlong October 14, 2013
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Molka is the name of somebody really unique and very rare. We do not find Molkas at each corner of the sreets, it is like Pokemon GO, when you find a Pokemon you've been searching for ever, you've liked this metaphor, huh ? So, if you ever find a Molka, do not waste your time, ask her for a selfie, you should be very pleased and lucky if you ever have the chance to find a Molka. The whole point here is not only here to glorify the name Molka, it is also to remind you, you reader that is lost on the Internet searching random definitions on Urban Dictionary, to remember you that every person on the Earth is unique and we should treat every person as so.
-XO.
I love her because she is very Molka, unique in her kind.
molka by Cristalline February 22, 2017
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Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

Mockasunya 

A mockasunya is a cat also known as Horus.
I love playing with mockasunya
Mockasunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

monkagiga 

Derived from MonkaS on twitch, MonkaGiga is a deep fried image version conveying extreme shock or anxiety, with ones eyes almost popping out of their head.
*jump scare in game*
Twitch chat: MonkaGiga
monkagiga by GBUncleMurda August 15, 2018

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

monkaLaugh

The expression that you make when you're being forced to laugh and terrified at the same time. Usually used in xQc's stream when Among Us is mentioned.
xQcOW: POGGERS LET'S PLAY AMONG US

Chat: monkaLaugh 👍
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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