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moeshaugly

A deprecatory term for a condition that renders some black woman so ugly, so extremely unattractive, that he or she is "moeshaugly (mo-eee-sha-uglee)." Not to be confused with "butt-ugly," since some butts are actually very beautiful. When a southern man dates a moeshaugly girl- the very sight of her will make even a billygoat puke!
Moeshaugly is a serious condition that affects the confidence of many women.
moeshaugly by smesc2002 January 8, 2024
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moeshaugly

There's UGLY, BUTT-UGLY, and even FUGLY - but in the southern U.S. there is a deprecatory term that is used for a woman so ugly, so extremely unattractive, that she is considered MOESHAUGLY. The very sight of a woman in this category is enough to make a Billy goat puke. A moeshaugly woman thinks she's a model but the only modeling she does is in her room with her Iphone camera and posts to social media sites like INSTAGRAM to self-promote her fragile self-image.
Why does every girl on Instagram think she is a model? Truth be known - most of the IG "models," are frankly moeshaugly! They don't have modeling contracts - so therefore they are just very self-absorbed and yet extremely self-conscious of their looks. They have lots of imperfections - flat chested, acne scarred skin, and crooked teeth or overbites - moeshaugly! They fall prey to dirty old men who use them in sex for money schemes like seeking.com. They don't have real jobs and love to show themselves everywhere and ask "how do I look guys?" They rely upon these predatory old men who tell them how good they look and buy them trinkets off Amazon or take them on their business trips for sex. They drive ugly old high mileage cars and live in run-down apartment complexes in their respective ghettos. They tend to be the most boring people to hang around with; lack any real intelligence, and their relationships last in the days most of the time. Boys might be able to handle that kinda shit, but real men won't.
moeshaugly by smesc2002 January 9, 2024
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