The MJ's

The MJ's stands for the Magic Johnson's - which is a comical way of saying that a person has HIV

Brad: "Suzy, you don't look too great"

Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"

Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "

by When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong July 15, 2011

MJ

A mix between Arnold Palmer's Iced Tea/Lemonade and beer.

Pass me that so i can create an MJ. Man I just had 3 MJ's

by Mr. Bindi January 9, 2011

Mj

the most fearless animal in all the animal kingdom, and the most awesome.

See that honey bagder digging?
Its so Mj

by Ironlung84 January 17, 2012

MJ

A person who is peng and is good at sports

Mj’s better than me at rugby

by Fader paul May 4, 2019

Mj

A cool swaggy person who is probably pretty gay, also not micheal jackson

mj is cool

by definitely not mj May 19, 2021

MJ

Marijuana...and that gay fuck on the Real World-Philadelphia. But..mostly a shorter name for marijuana then pot.

"Is there anywhere I could score some MJ?"

by Ashley December 24, 2004

MJ

Mary Jane. Also known as Spiderman's girlfriend/wife.

Hey check out those hooters!
Shh, dickhead! She's MJ, Spidey's ho.

by KidProQuo July 23, 2004