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miserable

see also mizzleskins
"yo that shit was mizzies"
mizzies by jslouz February 22, 2009
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no mizzies
Mizzies by Livia ham February 22, 2020
“No mizzies”
Mizzies by Livia ham February 22, 2020

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
Monday Mizzies by LMM121 June 26, 2017
what you say when squeezing between two people.
If a couple is making you sick to your stomach because of PDA jump inbetween them and call midzies.
Midzies by jessysayz May 3, 2010
A type of extasy that will make your eyes bulge and your chin swing like Catholic priest in Sunday school.
What you boshin the night chi? Mitzies marra, I’m gonna be hanging on to me bollocks in 5 ye feckin blinder.
Mitzies by BunglerDoonSooth November 9, 2018

Mizzissippi 

This is when you have reached an all time low. Way worse than Mizz Town. You have no idea which way to turn. FML.
my life sucks, im so Mizzissippi right now
Mizzissippi by samhump3 October 13, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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