minus touch

instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap

andrea has the 'minus touch'...she tried fix the doll's arm and then the other arm snapped off

by randi8 July 6, 2010

King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.

Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.

by Legende d'Urban June 8, 2010