A step down from an actual teetotaler, this lifestyle involves imbibing as few tall frothies as is bearable.
Da King bombastically claimed to be practicing temperance, but in reality, he --- like da Duke --- was merely practicing "minimullist living", in dat he would "drink nothing stronger than sarsaparilla" when out in public, but then he'd "surreptitiously sneak a sip" when nobody was looking.
by QuacksO July 29, 2025
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