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Aka the cliterious.

Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!

mini penis by scooby_snacks_nate October 25, 2008

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mini penis

The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.

Jenny’s mini penis was 5 inches before she cut it off.

mini penis by ksmittyy June 23, 2020

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minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

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minipenis

A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.

That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.

minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

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minipensussy

An idiot. For example

Pablo is such a minipensussy

minipensussy by Deez shi1s April 8, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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