mini penis 

Aka the cliterious.

Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!

mini penis by scooby_snacks_nate October 25, 2008

mini penis 

The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.

Jenny’s mini penis was 5 inches before she cut it off.

mini penis by ksmittyy June 23, 2020

minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

minipenis

A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.

That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.

minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

minipensussy 

An idiot. For example

Pablo is such a minipensussy

minipensussy by Deez shi1s April 8, 2023