If you ever come across Minh Tu consider yourself lucky. Matter of fact you hit the jackpot. She’s honestly one of sweetest and loving person you will ever meet. She’s incredibly funny and will yap your ears off in a good way. Her beauty is on a whole other level. Her soul is so pure and bright it can honestly brighten up your darkest days with just her presence alone. Her voice is so soothing like a sweet lullaby that can calm your fears. Minh Tu is a beautiful gift the universe has given this world. You will grow to adore her every day.
*minh tu nonchalantly walks by a group of girls*
Becky to Shayla: hey girl why is there a puddle underneath you..?
Shayla: because I felt this amazing god like aura coming from that girl who walked by…
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.