A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.
I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.
An individual or group of individuals enter your space and begin to talk about random things They pile on story after story as a distraction which causes you to loosetrack of time. Once the time of productivity has passed the "Mingle Muncher" will begin their exit which has strategically been designed to maintain their intentions and anonymity.
"Fred had a list of errands to complete but the Mingle Muncher talked so much that he lost track of time causing yet another day of unproductiveness".