The moment of time when you were looking particularly unattractive, that was your Ming Dynasty.
Oh Cheryl before I got my really good hair straighteners it was the Ming Dynasty.

Dave mate, before I cut off my dreadlocks and lost all that weight I was living in the Ming Dynasty. I get all the bitches now.
by Bunzenjane April 16, 2010
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Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.
Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.
by StinkPickle December 2, 2009
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Something that is beyond the normal minging or to ming. Somehow it is totally unrelated to the Ming Dynasty.

A guy once said to someone that something minged, the other guy thought that this thing minged so much, it was Ming Dynasty, to imply that it was greater than something that mearly minged, the extensive rule of the Ming Dynasty somehow found its way here to emphasise ming.
Person 1: "OMG that totally mings"
Person 2: "yeh, that is Ming Dynasty"
by SteveOST200 June 6, 2005
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The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.
The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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