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ming dynasty 

Something that is beyond the normal minging or to ming. Somehow it is totally unrelated to the Ming Dynasty.

A guy once said to someone that something minged, the other guy thought that this thing minged so much, it was Ming Dynasty, to imply that it was greater than something that mearly minged, the extensive rule of the Ming Dynasty somehow found its way here to emphasise ming.
Person 1: "OMG that totally mings"
Person 2: "yeh, that is Ming Dynasty"
ming dynasty by SteveOST200 June 13, 2005

Ming Dynasty 

The moment of time when you were looking particularly unattractive, that was your Ming Dynasty.
Oh Cheryl before I got my really good hair straighteners it was the Ming Dynasty.

Dave mate, before I cut off my dreadlocks and lost all that weight I was living in the Ming Dynasty. I get all the bitches now.
Ming Dynasty by Bunzenjane April 18, 2010

Ming Dynasty Pussy 

Something that makes people act unwise.
Ming Dynasty Pussy got me actin unwise

The Ming Dynasty 

It’s a sexual move where you get jerked off by your partner with chop sticks, blow your load on a sushi roll and then use said chop sticks to feed it to your partner
Bro I gave my girl The Ming Dynasty last night and she said it made the fish extra salty
The Ming Dynasty by Ba_nanaman November 20, 2024
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