mince pie 

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

mince pie by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

mince pie 

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex

Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man

mince pie by Jimmy January 14, 2006

Mince pie 

A white person that is a black person at heart

Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!

Mince pie by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014

mince pie 

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

mince pie by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

Mince Pie 

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.

Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like

Mince Pie by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020

Mince pie 

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

Mince pie by 34dd October 30, 2018

Mince-pie Girl 

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

Mince-pie Girl by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021