milo, iowa.
a small town of 90% old people, 5% farmers, 4% wanna be thugs, & 1% pedophiles. they have a dumb ass siren at 7A.M., noon, and 6P.M. a bunch of lame ass losers, roll through the whole six streets blaring their bass, like the old farts can hear it. the biggest event is the 4th of july, where all the farmers get drunk off their asses, and sing shitty kareoke until midnight. theirs like, 6 churches for the whole whoppin' 200 people. everyone knows everyones business, and curfew is seven. cops hate kids from milo, because they're stupid and reckless. the whole town is surrounded by corn fields, and everyones done something in them. and all the soccer moms sleep around with the fire fighters, and the librarian steals from the little league. a 16 year old perv. flashs people, & red solo cups is the only thing we know.great community. (:
milo, iowa. by colorgaurd6454 December 16, 2011
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