The ironic moment -- and ensuing eternity --when you realize the best beer available at a public event from which there is no escape is most often sold in thirty-packs of cans.
Ray: Hey, what's on tap?
Bud: Miller. And Miller Lite.
Ray: I guess it's Miller time. Ha ha.
Bud: Yep. I guess that's right.
the moment you know you fucked up when kevin miller, former player for the UCF Mens Football team, prepares to get down and dirty and whoop your little highschool ass in whatever sport you may be doing, whether it be lacrosse, football, or even Can Jam. The man is a beast.
Child #1: Yo I think Miller is preparing to do it to us
Child #2: We should have never challenged him!
Miller: ITS MILLER TIME...