millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

by Wojball May 21, 2017

Millenial Bail Bond

A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.

"You still down for yoga tonight?"

"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."

"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."

by paulbholt February 6, 2019