midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.
My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.
by Alittle Unwell March 23, 2007
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