Midget Man 

A small man who is increadibly small but often may just look ir feel small to your much larger supremecy. To be a midget man you must be very small otherwise you are a small man

Lucas us so small he is a midget man!

Midget Man by The lamppost February 10, 2015

midget man 

nickname given to some short mf

tall guy: Yooo its midget man!
short guy: bruhhhh

midget man by smart smella April 18, 2022

Midget man syndrome 

The audacity of a man under 5’7 . A man trying to argue with a woman because he is mad that he is short.

Boy stop playin you got midget man syndrome

Midget man syndrome by Uareus February 28, 2021

Midget Black-Man 

Used to describe a black male of short stature.

The midget black-man was an excellent comedian.

Midget Black-Man by TrickDev September 15, 2021

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

Mangling the Midget by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Maniacal Midget 

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.

Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

Maniacal Midget by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013

Midgeman 

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

Midgeman by Mr Mc October 23, 2008