A
midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic
midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely
delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted,
small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall
short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short
people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.
Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic
midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet
boys battled with the superior ant
army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet
pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!
