midfuck 

in the middle of a fuck

Dude i was fucking this chick and I answered my cellphone midfuck.

midfuck by Adam (Erb) Ebady December 20, 2008

Midfuck 

having sex with someone in their middle, A.K.A belly button. You need to have a deep belly button to midfuck.

1- Hey man i totally midfucked that chick last night!
2- i believe it. i lost my keys in her belly button last saturday.

Midfuck by Uberzanoobzer April 13, 2011

Operation Mindfuck 

Often called simply OM, Operation Mindfuck was popularlized in "The Illuminatus! Trilogy" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. It involves challenging people's perspectives, and shaking them out of their reality tunnels by unexpected actions and events. These usually involve strange twists on normalcy.

Many OMs involve subtlety, so that those whose reality perspective is being challenged don't know whether something's being pulled on them or not. Thus Operation Mindfuck often involves a degree of paranoia.

Operation Mindfuck was created in the 1960s by Ho Chi Zen (aka Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst or Kerry Thornley, co-founder of Discordianism) with fellow Discordians Malaclypse the Younger, The GameMaster of Florin, Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, Harold Lord Randomfactor, and others.

OMs may be performed solo, by a few people, or by a large group. Operation Mindfuck often involves random elements, using the game theory concept that "the only strategy an opponent cannot predict is a random strategy." Participants may use random elements to make decisions, such as rolling dice.

OMs are often done by unconnnected groups of small cells of people, similar to the military tactics of Mao Tse-tung. A participant may know who's in one cell, but have no idea who else is involved in other cells. This makes it extremely difficult to pinpoint and stop those involved.

In the 21st century, OMGASM, or Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, was begun by Professor Cramulus and others. In an OMGASM, people spread the word about a coming OM so it can grow everywhere like scattered seeds.

Operation Mindfuck includes: Anti-Protests, Book OM or BookGASM, Culture Jamming, Erister Egg Hunt or EggGASM, Flash Mobbing, Guerilla Communication, Honorary Membership (in non-existent groups), OM Parades (odd and unexpected parades), Postergasm, Project Pan-Pontification, stamping official documents with unofficial Rubber Stamps, Project Jake, and more.

Let's donate some books to the jail where your uncle's locked up and sneak in "Principia Discordia". Give him some ideas for his own Operation Mindfuck on the guards.

Operation Mindfuck by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009

mindfuck 

an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality.

quantum theory

mindfuck by nathanael June 19, 2004

mindfuckery 

1. the action of somone acting in a way, or doing an action with the intent of seriously disturbing another person(s). (simplified; the action of a mindfucker doing what he/she does best) 2. A piece of artistic work (paintings, music, drawings, motion pictures, animations) which cause the individual observing it (intentionaly or unintentionaly) emotional distress, or radicaly changes their ideas/beliefs about/in something. (a good example of this is the entire series of neon genesis evangelion, and it's movies)

1. "I just can't stand his/her/their kind of mindfuckery!"
2. "Man, what a load of mindfuckery."

mindfuckery by thanatos-knight December 30, 2009

december mindfuck 

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later

Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"

december mindfuck by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

misfucked 

when you're gonna fuck a chick but you miss.

I totally misfucked that chick last night.

misfucked by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010