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KRISTINE IS AN MIDDLVERT.
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Middler
A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table.
The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.
Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.
Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting.
Middler by softfooddiet January 5, 2023
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mildrid the middler
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.
(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)
beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)
beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
mildrid the middler by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
Middleton's Disease
The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Middleton's Disease by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011
Middleterranean
A person that appears to be of Middle Eastern or Mediterranean decent, or a mix, and can also include north African ethnicities.
Katie: "I've been talking with this guy from Tinder, isn't he delicious?" (Shows photo)
Ashley: "Oh wow, he is hot! Where is he from?"
Katie: "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he's Middleterranean. Just the way I like it!"
Ashley: "Oh wow, he is hot! Where is he from?"
Katie: "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he's Middleterranean. Just the way I like it!"
Middleterranean by E_Rocks October 26, 2015
Middleton Spank
A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
Middleton Spank by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
Middletown Middle School
Middletown Middle School is a school that has a lot of tea. The Messiest People always know everything. Where white people try to act black. Where every Girl has messed with the same guy. Where the MOST FIGHTS HAPPEN. Where everybody know everybody. Where People associate in there own group.
Middletown Middle School by therealmiddie October 3, 2019