mid-itch

the act of being interrupted in the middle of an itch.

"Travis said my name so i stopped, in mid-itch"

by BNTK January 27, 2009

mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

by mikelley037 May 25, 2005