Mid shift 

For the women or men that just aren't feminine or masculine. Nor a boy or girl. Just a good ol' Mid shift. A little bit of everything and anything.

Q: Are you a boy or a girl? A: I'm neither just a mid shift

Mid shift by Louderthnu August 19, 2016

Mid-Shift Shaft 

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

Mid-Shift Shaft by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009

Mid-shift crisis 

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

Mid-shift crisis by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

mid-shaft gash by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008