by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
by pierceishere May 26, 2019
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
by Jummy12 July 31, 2021
When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022