PTFE's definitions

federalcream

The jizz and or ejaculation of a government official.

President Trump shot his FederalCream at the audience during his speech.

by PTFE February 7, 2017

Micro-Peen

A very small penis

Cody P. has a micro-Peen

by PTFE August 4, 2021

Beef

When your having butt sex a sound similar to a fart happens but it’s not a fart but rather extremely similar to that of a queef. Since no doo doo gasses are expelled.

I was clapping her cheeks so hard I made her beef.

by PTFE February 16, 2022