michalenko 

A Super gay person

Wow that guys a real michalenko

michalenko by RicardoLovesMen January 12, 2018

Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.

1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.

Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.

Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap

Michalek Nap by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020

Michalene 

1. A person who is eccentric, a calamity, and good natured; can be found dancing to reggae in her living room.

2. A mother to two daughters.

3. A person who loves shaggy dogs.

1. One who may forget to plug in speakers and can't figure out why there's no sound coming out.

2. "How many daughters do you have?"

"Two"

"You must be MICHALENE!!!!"

3. "I love MY Shaggy dog, and love to put bandanas on him"

Michalene by RockGal February 5, 2010

Michalena Nguyen 

A Fine Royal Female Species with an Unbelievebly HOT sense of style; The Tiffanie Xuan Tran's Bff<3

The Michalena Nguyen was being stared at by all the guys because she was so fucking hot!

Michalena Nguyen by Anonymous John E. Muhs October 23, 2008

Michalek 

NEJLEPŠÍ BF ILY LASKO <333

Simonka : Hi Michalek
Michalek : Hi sexie you are so beautiful

Michalek by Simonka123456 November 22, 2021