1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.
1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.